Ms Cat: last night while I was minding my own business, a large four hundred thousand pound Boulder of solid stone jumped off the kitchen cabinet to chase me down. I was afraid for my life!
Human: silly cat, it was a piece of yellow squash that escaped the cutting board.
Ms Cat: the human lies! See for yourself. Doesn't this boulder look scary? Looks like the human was trying to attack me!
2 comments:
Ms Cat, I quite agree with you. What a terrible life you lead, having to share your house with that Human!
funny,,,,
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