Saturday, November 8, 2014

Horror Story or Silly Cat

Ms Cat: last night while I was minding my own business, a large four hundred thousand pound Boulder of solid stone jumped off the kitchen cabinet to chase me down. I was afraid for my life!

Human: silly cat, it was a piece of yellow squash that escaped the cutting board.

Ms Cat: the human lies! See for yourself. Doesn't this boulder look scary? Looks like the human was trying to attack me!


QuiltSue said...

Ms Cat, I quite agree with you. What a terrible life you lead, having to share your house with that Human!

Barb said...